However, Voss uses all natural ingredients with no added sugars to create the flavors for its sparkling offerings. For those looking for water that comes from a natural source and offers a glass option for the environmentally conscious, Voss Water may be the option. Justifying the Price Point The bottle is certainly unique. Voss vs Other Bottles Voss comes in as more expensive than other water brands aside from premium offerings like Fiji or Evian. Common Voss Water Prices List. Avg Case Price 12 Pack.
Voss Still. Voss Sparkling. Voss Lemon Cucumber. Voss Lime Mint. Voss Tangerine Lemongrass. Voss Water Sparkling. Voss Water Tangerine Lemongrass. Designed by the former Creative Director for Calvin Klein, the iconic cylindrical VOSS glass bottle has pioneered the ultra premium bottled water industry as the exclusive choice in purity, luxury and design. Email aquainfo aquamaestro. Get Free local delivery with the Penguin Club. The Source for Fine Waters :: aquamaestro. Taste testers said they could clearly taste a difference from leading bottled-water brands, because Fiji just tasted more crisp.
So while all you water snobs spend boat loads of money on the "best tasting" bottled water, you could be saving the planet and some cash by investing in a S 'well. It's reusable, keeps your water ice cold up to 24 hours, and comes in a bunch of swanky designs. Even though it may be hard to resist buying that appetizing bottle of Fiji or ordering Voss at dinner, just think that a S'well is a solution to better the environment while enjoying H2O. Born to be wild.
For you. World globe An icon of the world globe, indicating different international options. Get the Insider App. Click here to learn more. A leading-edge research firm focused on digital transformation. Good Subscriber Account active since Shortcuts. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile. Voss water is probably the same as the water in your bathtub.
The Voss Facebook page is a ritzy slideshow of scenes glossily exhibiting "the Voss lifestyle. Then there's a worrying, cultish swamp of impassioned Voss purists, devotedly commenting, fully wrapped up in the deluded vision they're being tactlessly flogged.
God bless voss. Worse still are the tacky images attempting to draw a connection between this prestigious tube of H2O and the musings of Leornado Da Vinci, Audrey Hepburn, and others. A Voss water bottle poses on Itacoatiara Beach in Brazil. In Voss's defense, they are carbon-neutral and have set up a charitable foundation, providing water to third-world countries, which can't be overlooked although the charity-water is presumably not Voss-standard. The advantage of globally fleecing dimwits for snazzy, well-traveled water potentially of the tap variety is that you can comfortably cover your mileage and hydrate some sub-Saharan kids while laughing your way to the bank.
They've successfully managed, it seems, to repackage a basic human right as a status symbol. Whose thirst for social elevation is this liquid pretentiousness quenching? Picture them glancing around, showboating subtly, ensuring their grip isn't obstructing the label, dying for an opportunity to bring it up.
Fully loaded with, "Oh God, yeah, I made the move to Voss six months ago, and I just haven't looked back. You know, you just can't put a price on purity. You really can't. If you catch anyone non-ironically drinking Voss, laugh hard and true, right in their refreshed smirk.
It could be tricky to distinguish, so probably best to laugh indiscriminately and spitefully, gauge their reaction and make a valid knee-jerk judgment on their human worth. Follow Sam Briggs on Twitter. Sign In Create Account. This story is over 5 years old.
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